This Friday is Unusual in That I Had so Many Check-ins

Two is more than one.

Cribs are free. I would love to.

No, it's just me here.

Update!

The Auditor has moved from a Chain Hotel in Redneck, USA to a Chain Hotel in Curlyfornia.

Same stupid questions, same silly job.

F U

I hate directions.

You never listen to them.

Take that right to hell.